See also Joke

Noun

Singular joke

Plural jokes

joke (plural jokes)

  1. An amusing story.
  2. Something said or done for amusement.
    It was a joke!
  3. (figuratively) A worthless thing or person.
    Your effort at cleaning your room is a joke.
    The president was a joke.

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From Wiktionary under the GNU Free Documentation License.
Mon Dec 14 15:32:01 2009

A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. The word joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

From Wikipedia under the GNU Free Documentation License
Wed Dec 2 15:30:56 2009

What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
Q. Some jokes are good, some jokes are bad, but some are so funny that you can never forget them. What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
Asked by Humberto - Sun Oct 11 22:54:57 2009 - - 12 Answers - 0 Comments

A. I don't know if this is the funniest, but it is funny. Doctor, won t you please kiss me, says the patient. No. You re a very beautiful woman, but it s against my code of ethics, replies her doctor. Please, just one kiss, she pleads. Sorry, says the doctor. It s totally out of the question. I shouldn t even be screwing you.
Answered by unknown - Sun Oct 11 23:03:50 2009

My boyfriend joked about having a threesome with his colleague, should believe that it remains a joke?
Q. I used to work in the same company as them. Lately, both of them are talking about sex. My boyfriend, on two occasions, mentioned about involving her sexually, threesome and calling her during sex. He later pass it off as a joke and told me not to take it seriously. He is now in the same city as her. What should I do? Believe everything he said?
Asked by Gobispark - Thu Aug 14 09:33:29 2008 - - 18 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Doesn't sound like a joke to me. Looks like he's "testing" the waters to see if you're up for it. If you are not into it, let him know that he is disrespecting you and needs to stop.
Answered by Smiley - Thu Aug 14 09:43:11 2008

What would be a good religious practical joke to play on my Dad?
Q. My dad recently became a Mormon. So I thought it would be fun to play a little joke on him that made fun of his religion. He has a good sense of humor, so he would understand. So any ideas? I am looking for something creative and funny, yet not to harsh on the Mormon religion. Well, a little harsh, but nothing too terrible. Well, I shouldn't be picky. Any cool ideas would be great. Thanks.
Asked by Idiocracy ? - Mon Sep 22 22:13:48 2008 - - 22 Answers - 0 Comments

A. You could make up a marriage certificate with several areas for the wife. I know they legally can't marry more than 1 woman, but they are know for the multiple wife thing.
Answered by grandmacookie - Mon Sep 22 22:22:20 2008

From Yahoo Answer Search: "joke"
Wed Dec 16 22:02:40 2009

Comedy has a popular meaning (stand-up, along with any discourse generally intended to amuse), which differs from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western origins are found in Ancient Greece. The theatrical genre can be simply described as a dramatic performance pitting two societies against each other in an amusing agon or conflict. Comedy contains variations on the elements of surprise, incongruity, conflict, repetitiveness, and the effect of opposite expectations, and there are many recognized genres.

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  • Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:54:52 GM

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